Unexpected ways to finish Stainless Steel:
- Brushed with greatness
- Rubbed the wrong way
- With Oil and garlic
- With lemon juice and angst
- With an “e”
- Bead blasted or bedazzled
- Acid-tongue etched
- Veneered
- Without asking her
- As if your life depended on it
- Next to a three-legged dog
- On fire
- With very little concern for the safety of the children…the children, for Christ’s sake
- With mittens
- With Nick Nolte
- Nearby
- Next to a bowl of noodles
- While walking backwards
- Without stainless steel
- In a cave, with sticks, and a case of mountain dew
- Without holding onto anything
- Hands in the air
- And saying “wheeee!”
- With your toes
- Or, with someone else’s toes
- In a sleigh
- Maybe a wooden sleigh
- With leather straps
- Underwater
- While writing a check, for hairspray…, not the musical
- In the past
- Clockwise
- With a hand-job
- For profit
- In a pit filled with rabid porcupines
- While dressed as a clown, or a republican
- In space
- In suspended animation
- Covered by a blue plastic tarp in the front row of a Gallagher “concert”
- With a few of your closest friends and a box of wine
- While exploring your sexuality
- Without exploring your sexuality
- With eye protection
- Next to an Architect, holding hands, humming “we are the world”
- After realizing that Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze, and oh my gawd, he’s not limping anymore!
- While American Idol is on
- Covered in bees
- With a replica of the Enola Gay, and a pom pom
- While eating a sandwich
- With rocks
- On top of a Ferris wheel
- On top of Ferris Bueller
- In French
- With surprising determination and a renewed zest for life
- Without hands
- In a bear suit
- With a light lemon béchamel sauce, and capers
- Virtually
- Anytime in the next 4 minutes
- Without even the slightest hint of irony
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