Wait? How many showers did you want? 12?

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

You mean 12 shower heads right?…

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

No, that is not what “shower head” means Charlie,

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

No it isn’t. now, which porn star? How many?

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

I don’t think the building code allows that. Well, at least not the swing. Maybe by the pool?

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

Of course you can, and jello’s fine, I’ll just need to find a UL assembly for it.

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

I know, the neighbors are probably just jealous. Now what about the bedroom?

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

Ummm, thanks. I like winning too. So, The bed? You need it to rotate?

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

like a what?

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

An F-18? where? in the bedroom?

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

We’ll need a commercial grade exhaust hood, and a sump pump.

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

Fine, what color?

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

Tiger blood? … I’m sorry Charlie I’m getting another call, can I call you right back?

*mvmm vmmm vmmm*

Thanks, you’re a winner too man,

*Click*

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