10 ways Architects ruin puppies

• Arrange the puppies by percentage of recycled content.

• Allow the mechanical engineers to place the supply and return grilles in the puppies without adequate architectural coordination.

• Over Articulate the puppies.

• Juxtapose the puppies with kitties.

• Put non-operable shutters on the puppies’ openings. (note, use of shutter dogs, not withstanding).

• Provide more than 2 exits from the puppies.

• Put circular black rimmed glasses on the puppies.

• Add handicap accessible ramps to the puppies.

• Calculate the occupant load of the puppies.

• Make the puppies sad.

(look at your little face, are you sad? no, no, your not, nooo you not, pooky pooh puppy, no, who’s sad? who’s sad? not pooky pup, no, thas a goood boy…)

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Photos are from Bart Van Dammes’ photostream on Flickr (used under creative commons license)

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