ARCHITECT or ZOMBIE? His skin has a pale grey hue under these lights. He is weary but unable to sleep. His breath smells terrible. He has Nick Nolte hair. Today he stood in front of a small disinterested crowd, slowly waving his arms while mumbling. He is unemotional, showing little concern for the needs of others. He is in a … Read More
CTRL+ANGST+DEL
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Rorschach test for Architects
. I am an Architect. Well that’s what I would have you believe. But am I? really? Ok, sure, I wear black.I have minimal hair. And I’m pretty sure I’ve has used the word “hierarchy” to describe my breakfast cereal. And, yes, I look tired. But, is this enough to claim the esteemed moniker of “Architect”? Do we really want to live … Read More
A brief guide for recently hired interns
A brief guide to recently hired Architectural interns at Svehn-Björner-Rödskägg Design Collective: If you take the last cup of coffee, make a new pot, and return your key-card to Anneka. She will escort you out of the building. Remove shoes prior to entering the contemplation gallery. Do NOT place shoes on the stainless steel bench outside the glass doors. All … Read More
I need an Architectural pep talk
It’s official. I have angsted myself into a corner. I am in need of some inspiration. It doesn’t need to be Architectural inspiration, because that can be a little…. (what’s a nice way to say self indulgent?) nevermind. I’m drained. Maybe it’s the consistent blaring of sirens coming from the stock market. Maybe my arms are getting sore from digging … Read More
Architecture in 2031
In 2031, I am a practicing Architect “putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.” Building Information Modeling, commonly known as B.I.M., seemed to promise a better way to design the built environment. Each trade working on the project could tap into the virtual model to add and … Read More
The ideal site
The ideal site for my latest masterpiece will be: Isolated yet scenic Rugged, aged, craggy, but pure, and full of primal longing. Sheltered from the day to day monotony of who we’re expected to be. Accessible only by skiffs, or sculls, rowed skillfully, by young and handsome men. Covered in a thick layer of moss and denial. Visited annually, with … Read More
Things you may not have known about Le Corbusier
It’s been a while since I went into the vault here at Coffee with an Architect. Yes, the stainless steel fur-lined vault of Architectural secrets I keep behind the portrait of Frank Lloyd Wright holding a pear. Frankly, I’ve been hesitant to reopen it since the last time (HERE). Some things are better left in the dark aren’t they? … Read More
An Architect in 140 characters or less
Maybe these could be my new Twitter bio. Or, we could just think of it as an elevator speech… for the lonely. . I’m just an Architect, standing in front of an ideology, asking it to love me; Also, can I have a dollar? I’m an Architect, like Howard Roark from the Fountainhead, only fatter, and underemployed. I’m an Architect, … Read More
Cats do not care about Modern Architecture
. Has it been 12 hours? Really? I spent all day by the floor to ceiling glass wall and watched a sparrow build a nest in the River Oak by the pond. Then I threw up a white hair-ball on the terrazzo floor. Yes, I heard what you said about “servant” and “served” spaces. I understand that my litter box … Read More
Dear Svehn
Dear Svehn, We need to talk. I’ve been working as your intern architect for 5 weeks now and I’ve been noticing this very disturbing trend. You see, the longer I work for you, the more I feel like things are… off. I’ve been asking around to my other friends and they inform me that things are not normal. 1. … Read More