If there’s one thing that architecture could solve, it would be social distancing. Get on it.
I mean we’re up on pilotis, it’s all glass and concrete, and there’s already no furniture in here, how much more socially distant do you want?
The virus already looks like something B.I.G. would design. HERE, Architects got this.
We could design buildings with masks. But knowing architects, we’d make it out of perforated stainless steel.
Slow the curve? Sure, by using only rectangles. See? Architecture can solve everything.
Has anyone thought of using a 6′ grid to solve coronavirus? Architecture has all the answers.
I’m adding a drive-thru to my office. Pick up your contact free architecture at the second window.
No architect is directly touching the architecture. We’re using Revit.
From now on I will not touch the architecture, and the architecture will not touch you.
My architecture is completely contactless. No client, no site, no fee, no covid19. Safety first.
Plus there was that concave glass tower in London that was setting cars on fire. We could use that to kill covid19 right?
6×6 glass partitioned house plan is on the boards as we speak
My architecture is designed remotely. Distantly. Solitary. Lonely. But non-infectious. So all’s good.
Just to be safe. I’ll design this without interacting with you at all. Problem solved.
We can zoom meet about it after you move in.
I’ll design beautiful homes. You stay home. Problem solved.
Thanks, architecture.
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