If Architects designed highways, they would be straight, scenic, and would take you somewhat close to your destination. I mean, you’d arrive where you probably should be, even though it might not be where you thought you wanted to go. Ah, but the view…. If Architects designed cruise ships they would be sleek, and dynamic, and inspire awe as they … Read More
Align stuff
I’m sitting at the hospital this week with my son. So, obviously, I’m thinking about the implications of modern design on the daily lives of the rich and famous, because, that’s what’s really important. I’m just trying to ignore the techo-like mechanical humming drone of that morphine drip over there. Come on man, focus! Think about the poor helpless wealthy … Read More
Richard’s White
Hey, check it out. I’m not really sure, but I think that’s Richard Meier over there. It is! and, he’s trying to pick out a wall color. Ooo, this should be fun, let’s listen in: Arctic White? – nah, too cold Navaho White? – ummm, too native Bright White? – too intense Angst White? – maybe. Jazzy White? – you’re kidding … Read More
Architects are, do, and/or do not…
. Architects are not funny Architects do not fish Architects do not understand velvetta Architects do not hunt, they do peck Architects have not seen “Two and a Half Men” Architects love Charlie Sheen, wasn’t he in “Apocalypse Now”? Architects are opposed to split levels Architects do not like the word “traditional” Architects do not put baco bits on their salads Architects … Read More
He’s still the most interesting man in the room
He’s an Architect. He’s still the most interesting man in the room. Isn’t he? If he were to talk of symmetry and balance you would find it hard to listen without averting your gaze, but then he would find it hard to gaze at you without averting his listening. His sense of style has it’s own reservations at restaurants, although … Read More
How to draw a line
How to draw a line Take the pen in your hand Now, imagine straightness Think of multiple possible connections Imagine placements between separate points, and connections between Take time Hold a stillness within ink and move forward but slowly Visualize the end as you begin draw, breathe Represent, in linear form, a path of discovery Mark the conviction of your ideals And, use … Read More
Architectural references from Bob Dylan
Architectural references from Bob Dylan Absolutely Sweet Marie – But where are you tonight, sweet Marie? the receptionist who distributes the paychecks. Blowin in the Wind – How many times must a man look up and see the sky, and the 15lb roofing felt waiting on the final roof shingle installation. Buckets of Rain – Everything about you is bringin’ me misery … Read More
Are you an Architect? The Quiz
Are you an Architect? The Quiz. Instructions for taking this quiz: Read the questions and answer quickly. Try not to think about your answers, just go with the first thing that comes to mind. Then consult the answers at the bottom of the page to determine if you are or are not an Architect. Good luck! And feel free to add … Read More
These are a few of an Architects Favorite things
So, I don’t think I’ll write this blog anymore. Obviously, I’m no longer needed. If other people out there have been inspired to write their own Architecturally themed lyrics, based on popular songs, then clearly, my job here is done. Case in point, My friend Lee Calisti at Think Architect has written his own variation on a Julie Andrews classic. … Read More
Camp Architects
After finishing my expose on the luxuries of Camp Corbu a few days ago, my mailbox here at Coffee with an Architect was flooded with glowing reviews of other Architectural themed camps. Who knew they were so popular. But, there it is. Kids love Architecture and Nature, especially when they don’t need to touch it. So, if Camp Corbu isn’t … Read More
Ima mutha Architecter
Ok… first things first, I’ll eat your brains… I draw the lines out Hide the layers lines out Whoa, just another lonely night Are you willing to sacrifice you life? . Truss it Span it Arch-i-just stop it Everybody knows (Ima a muther-architect-er) Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the concert Ima gonna need to see t-squares at the … Read More
You just can’t Corbu
<excerpts from the recently discovered Diary of Le Corbusier> Feb. 13, 1954 Dear Diary, Again! It’s happened again. I don’t think I can deal with it anymore. Why won’t they leave the designs alone? Every time, I swear, EVERY time, something comes up & I’m convinced or coerced or confused into making changes. It’s always something: The gold lamé is … Read More